Dean: “Me and charlie went to the mall and I helped approve of her wardrobe”
John: “….”
Dean: “….”
John: “….”
Dean: “….it’s not as gay as it sounds?”
[muffled from the next room]
Sam: “it’s gayer than it sounds”
Sam: “s’gay”
Sam: “tip of the iceberg really”
Sam: “oh fuck you haven’t met cas yet”
Sam: *distant cackling* welcome to oz bitch
The Castiel shows up, walks up to Dean, stands uncomfortable close and says “Hello” to John and Sam can’t help but leave the room again, cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to piss himself.